kim jong il and North Korea...

You may not know it but in North Korea the people are totally isolated from the world outside of their borders. They have no internet access, no outside print sources are available. They only know the information thay are fed from the government.

Keeping that in mind, here are some things kim jong il told his people and they, of course, believed him.

kim jong il's birthday is celebrated around the world.

kim jong il was able to walk at three WEEKS of age.

kim jong il could talk at eight WEEKS of age.

During his three years in college, kim jong il "wrote" 1500 books and six full operas. And according to his official biography, those operas were "better than any in the history of music".

During kim jong il's first game of golf he shot 38 under par with 11 holes in one. This was verified by all 17 of his bodygurds. Finding himself a master of the game, he never played again.

kim jong il's little suits have become a global fashion phenomenon.

And the best for last, kim jong il does not defacate...

This was one crazy little man...