At some time today I had a flashback of one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. There wasn't anything that I can remember about today that triggered the image that popped into my head, but now it is stuck there. Maybe telling you about it will make it go away.
When I was a little guy, about 6 or 7, I went to spend a couple of weeks with my dad during the summer. My dad lived on a lake at the time. I used to spend a lot of time fishing off of the dock.
One hot, sunny afternoon my dad and I were on the dock with lines in the water but we weren't having much luck.
Suddenly, from a distance, we heard a cry for help. We looked around and saw some women in a boat shouting and waving their arms. Not knowing the nature of their distress my dad made me wait on the dock while he took the boat out to see what was the matter.
I watched as he approached their boat. I saw them exchanging words. I saw my dad tie a rope to the front of their boat. He towed them to our dock. As it turns out they had run out of gas.
There were three women in the boat. I would guess their ages to be late 50's or early 60's and all three were wearing bikinis. The women decided to get out of the boat and stretch their legs for a bit.
The first woman was a normal looking lady with blonde hair in a typical 1969 type style. The second lady, a brunette, was also nothing out of the ordinary. The third lady is where things get weird. When she began to climb out of the boat, I couldn't help but notice that it appeared she was smuggling some kind of large furry animal in her bikini bottom. I was horrified. I'm sure the look on my face was something like this...
It was years before I was able to see a woman in a bikini and NOT look at her crotch area before looking at her rack. It was a disturbing thing for a little kid to see.
I'm sure I could get on the Google and find a picture pretty close to what I witnessed that day, but it would bring back the horrible memories for me and I sure wouldn't want to pass them on to you. But I think I can help you imagine it in another way...
Imagine trying to cover this hair
With this hat...
